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Fourteen Funerals

by Eric Pfeffinger

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A vibrant display of large, circular flower arrangements is set against a pink wall with ornate paneling. The arrangements are made of a wide variety of colorful flowers, including roses, daisies, and gerberas in hues of red, yellow, orange, pink, blue, and purple. One arrangement stands out with a cooler palette of green and blue flowers, forming a wreath shape. The floor is a speckled stone surface, adding texture to the bright and cheerful floral scene. A vibrant display of large, circular flower arrangements is set against a pink wall with ornate paneling. The arrangements are made of a wide variety of colorful flowers, including roses, daisies, and gerberas in hues of red, yellow, orange, pink, blue, and purple. One arrangement stands out with a cooler palette of green and blue flowers, forming a wreath shape. The floor is a speckled stone surface, adding texture to the bright and cheerful floral scene.

Family. You can’t pick ‘em—even when they’re dead.

When Sienna receives a cryptic call about the untimely deaths of distant relatives in Blissfield, Indiana, she finds herself unexpectedly tasked with delivering eulogies for family members she’s never met. What begins as a peculiar obligation soon transforms into a journey of self-discovery and unexpected friendship with Millie, the quirky funeral home receptionist. This witty and heartfelt new play explores themes of identity, connection, and the stories we inherit. With sharp dialogue and poignant moments, Fourteen Funerals offers a comedic yet touching look at the ties that bind us—sometimes even after death.


Run time: 1 hr 30 min, with no intermission

CONTENT ADVISORY
Fourteen Funerals mixes dark humor and family chaos for a comedy that’s anything but solemn, wryly tackling mature themes like death, grief, and dysfunction with occasional use of strong language.

This show is for you if . . .

  • You’re a fan of dark comedy that also tackles serious topics with emotional depth.

 

  • You enjoy laughing at life’s absurdities, from funeral planning disasters to inherited legacies no one asked for.
  • You’re intrigued by stories about identity and connection.

 

  • You love quirky, offbeat plays with characters to match.

 

  • You appreciate finding joy and meaning even in difficult moments.

 

  • You gravitate to titles such as Dead Man’s Cell Phone, Fleabag, Six Feet Under, or Death at A Funeral.
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Press

“A humorous home run . . . a very funny, laugh-out-loud production.”
The Sun Times News

 

“Smartly written; funny . . . get your ticket now.”
The Toledo Blade

A tongue-in-cheek laugher with a sense of human strengths and failings.”
The Berkshire Edge

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Creative team

A man with short gray hair is smiling while wearing a dark blazer over a dark shirt. He is sitting against a plain, light-colored wall

Eric Pfeffinger

Playwright
Eric Pfeffinger

Talks & events

ETC ESSENTIALS
Sun, Mar 29 at 1:00 pm

Join us before the matinee performance for a discussion with local panelists about themes in Fourteen Funerals.

MEET THE ARTISTS
Thu, Apr 2, post-show

Join us after the performance for an engaging discussion with members of the cast/artistic team.

Accessibility

ASL Interpretation
Wed, Apr 8, 7:30 pm
Audio Description
Sat, Apr 11, 2:00 pm

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